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Someone who wears inappropriate clothing to an event, does weird shit for no apparent reason and smells like a combination of cat puke and dog shit (typically due to having dreadlocks and not washing himself/herself ).
Look at that fuckwit, wearing House Slippers to the gym!

Is he seriously hand-standing on top of a car? What a fuckwit!

She has pet spiders? Gosh, she’s a fuckwit!

What is this fuckwit thinking? Who does backflips off of sand dunes and brags about it?

How much longer do I have to be in this waiting room? I’m sitting next to a smelly fuckwit!
fuckwit by Hop Jakewood April 25, 2020
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Literally, one whose wit (intelligence) is fucked. Generally used as a term of abuse.

See also fucker, wanker, politician, arsecandle
fuckwit by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
an incredibly dimwitted person, completely devoid of intelligence. see tard.
Will: did you see what that guy just did?
Sam: what a fuckwit!
fuckwit by Prosciutto Bellino January 17, 2004
Fuckwit is a person who care only about themselves and this is evident in their overall attitude toward everything and everyone else in their rudeness. A person who consistently fails to obtain any degree of 'clue', and basic intelligence.
They boast superior self knowledge but really has only a limited and/or skewed grasp of any subject, and tend to mispronounce or inappropriately use language, thinking the're 'clever'. Fuckwits always believe they have 'right of way', and are above everyone else in importance and intelligence, despite their inferior IQ.
David Van 'Fuckwit' Day
Fuckwit by leuben February 11, 2010
1) One not composed of all their mental facaulties, and only has the intelligece (~wit) to reproduce (fuck~) and spread their stupidity through the world, contrary to Darwin's theory of evolution.

2) A complete fool.
I met this fuckwit down at the pub who tried to stop a truck with his face. Needless to say, he is not with us anymore.
fuckwit by coppertop.tk January 26, 2004
A real elmore, maroon, jackweed or botard. Clueless fucktard.
Dimwit doesn't do you justice. You are a fuckwit on speed.
fuckwit by Gee Dubya October 9, 2007
Fuckwit is a man without the intelligence to deduce what his penis is for.
Chris of Leeds, you are quite simply a fuckwit
fuckwit by destiny god February 4, 2015