Fuckton

equal over 9000 shitloads

That dude weighs a fuckton.

Fuckton by Mister Ease March 22, 2022

fuckton

(n): a large extent, amount, or number exceeding "a ton" (when informally used)

"Because I neglected to purchase my books for the first two weeks of school, I had a fuckton of reading to do."

fuckton by theavondalesky January 23, 2009

fuckton

a) A descriptive term for a count of objects usually defined to be equal to twenty-two (22).

b) Two fucktillions.

Person 1: How many cards do you have left?
Person 2: I have a fuckton!
Person 3: *counts cards* He means twenty-two.

fuckton by Goge January 3, 2006

Fuckton

A derived unit of measurement taking into account actual weight, dimension, proportion, and of being at least 15 pounds too heavy.

Person 1: Dude, why are you so weird?
Person 2: My big sister used to sit on me when i was a child.
Person 1: So?
Person 2: So she's like ten years older than I am and weighs a fuckton more than I do.
Person 1: Damn...

Fuckton by Awesometoast February 17, 2010

fuckton

A fuckton is equal to 11 tons or one asston plus 4 tons.

That women must weigh a fuckton.

fuckton by Shroud September 9, 2003

fuckton

A expression used to discribe a large ammount of something. A unit in the metric system. When written as an expression, fT. Be sure not to confuse this unit with ft meaning foot.

Holy shit, Amy weighs a metric fuckton!

fuckton by AfroKenny January 14, 2008

fuckton

So much of something, it makes you say "Fuck!"

As in, I have a fuckton of work to do for school, all the ritalin in the world won't get me through this week.
Or, more appropriately, "That girl's always got a fuckton of guys hanging around, you'll never get her nunber"

fuckton by OOSauce December 11, 2008