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cunts fucked

Australian way of saying something is broken or someone is a bit loose, e.g. drunk or a reckless cunt in general
"oi damo's gonna ride that trollie off the wharf the mad cunt"
"cunts fucked"
cunts fucked by ciggiebuttbrain January 22, 2016

fucked silly 

The point as to which a woman loses control of her muscles and thoughts through unbearable pleasure.
Sévigny's eyes roll back in pleasure of being fucked silly.
fucked silly by Drayken July 31, 2014

Turbo mega cunt fucked 

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.
'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'

Royally fucked

To be more than fucked.
The situation is well beyond the definition of fucked.
When you are in a position that no matter what happens at that point, there will be no positive outcome.
He cheated on his wife with his secretary, and they both found out and so did his boss. He's royally fucked now.

See also: fucked proper.
Royally fucked by Avrus September 3, 2004

I'm So Fucked Up 

What you say when you just masturbated to completion regarding anything you deem as immoral or are disgusted by now looking back on it.
Person fapping to a girl in a coma, just completed: *raises hand, palm faced upward with semen all over* I'm so fucked up.

Destination fucked 

A lady drinking beer and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while...here’s a kid pulling the finger. To the right you’ll notice fire... and there’s a fat pig.
Ohhh, he landed up in destination fucked !

He took the longest time to get to destination fucked.
Destination fucked by Ozzy man November 29, 2018