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fogler
Freeloader. Someone who lives in people's houses without contributing to bills or helping maintain the house.
That guy Ben is a big time fogler, he has slept on our sofa for a month and not helped out with anything around the house.
fogler by Threeoneone May 3, 2016
Jared Fogle
The world's second creepiest looking Jared, behind Jared Kushner.
He was the spokesperson for Subway (The Subway Guy) because he was obese and lost weight by eating subway sandwiches instead of other fast food. He also made a charity called the Jared foundation, which was only to improve his image. From 2010, him, and the chairmen of the Jared foundation, Russell Taylor, went on a spree of child pornography, soliciting minors, and preying on minors. In January of 2015, Russell Taylor was arrested, he would later plead guilty and get 27 years in prison.
After a long FBI investigation, Jared Fogle was arrested in July of 2015, and was later released on a $1 million bail. In August of 2015, he pleaded guilty, and in November of 2015, he was sentenced by a judge to spend between 13 and 15 years in prison. He was taken into custody and has been in prison since November 2015, with early release possibility in November 2028.
He was the spokesperson for Subway (The Subway Guy) because he was obese and lost weight by eating subway sandwiches instead of other fast food. He also made a charity called the Jared foundation, which was only to improve his image. From 2010, him, and the chairmen of the Jared foundation, Russell Taylor, went on a spree of child pornography, soliciting minors, and preying on minors. In January of 2015, Russell Taylor was arrested, he would later plead guilty and get 27 years in prison.
After a long FBI investigation, Jared Fogle was arrested in July of 2015, and was later released on a $1 million bail. In August of 2015, he pleaded guilty, and in November of 2015, he was sentenced by a judge to spend between 13 and 15 years in prison. He was taken into custody and has been in prison since November 2015, with early release possibility in November 2028.
Jared Fogle and Jared Kushner (Donald Trump's son-in-law) are in close competition for the title of the world's creepiest-looking Jared, but Jared Fogle sure wins the title of worlds creepiest-acting Jared.
Jared Fogle by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 27, 2021
foglu
FOGLU (fawg-lu):
Acronym for "fell/fall on ground laughing uncontrollably".
Happens in moments of extreme hilarity.
LOL to the power of 100.
A person might foglu because of something another has said.
Often proceeded by the words 'totes magotes' to show that it was a legit foglu and not just a stupid, plain-old 'lol'.
Forms: foglu, foglues, foglu'd, fogluing, fogluer (noun)
Acronym for "fell/fall on ground laughing uncontrollably".
Happens in moments of extreme hilarity.
LOL to the power of 100.
A person might foglu because of something another has said.
Often proceeded by the words 'totes magotes' to show that it was a legit foglu and not just a stupid, plain-old 'lol'.
Forms: foglu, foglues, foglu'd, fogluing, fogluer (noun)
OMG dude, it was so funny! It made me foglu!
Man, it was hilarious! I totes magotes foglu'd!
Bro! She thought I was so funny! I totally made her foglu!
Oh sure! He foglues all the time! What a laugh!
Guy, you shoulda seen it! He was fogluing like there was no tomorrow.
He was rolling on the ground. What a fogluer!
Man, it was hilarious! I totes magotes foglu'd!
Bro! She thought I was so funny! I totally made her foglu!
Oh sure! He foglues all the time! What a laugh!
Guy, you shoulda seen it! He was fogluing like there was no tomorrow.
He was rolling on the ground. What a fogluer!
foglu by Bick Nessey June 29, 2011
Fogle
Example 1:
Guy 1: What's up with Bob, bro? He's been hanging out at the middle school a lot lately.
Guy 2: I don't know, man, he's been talking with an 8th grader. I think he's trying to Fogle her.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Whatever happened to Tyga? He fell off after Rack City.
Guy 2: I don't know, last I heard he was Fogling the youngest Jenner.
Guy 1: What's up with Bob, bro? He's been hanging out at the middle school a lot lately.
Guy 2: I don't know, man, he's been talking with an 8th grader. I think he's trying to Fogle her.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Whatever happened to Tyga? He fell off after Rack City.
Guy 2: I don't know, last I heard he was Fogling the youngest Jenner.
Fogle by EazyFoSheezy87 September 30, 2015
fogleson
A hard working middle class man who works his ass off only to afford a case of shitty Busch light every week. Usually these types of people have a new four wheeler or side by side but doesn't use it...
fogleson by Pooperer12221 July 9, 2017