floosted 

To describe something as "messed up" or "bad."

The term was coined in late 2020 by Noob "Boring" Dog and Marcus.

Damn E! My Career is floosted!

floosted by YeehawCowboy28 November 16, 2020

floodtruckle 

When you have a leak in your house, and it leaks to someone else's below you.

"Sorry about the floodtruckle man."

floodtruckle by cs15 January 11, 2015

Floorsexual 

A floorsexual is the word given to a person when they have tendencies to be really clumsy and fall on the ground or heavily intoxicated to the point they are on the floor constantly

Brooke had too much gin and tonic! She’s such a floorsexual

Floorsexual by @ginandtonicgirl October 12, 2018

Friday Flood 

Due to most Americans lackadaisical attitude to work on Fridays, the Friday Flood represents the influx of personal email being sent during that time in place of actual work. These emails are typically in the form of chain letters sent to a wide group of people (hence the flood) that contain nonsensical attachments, inside jokes, random pop culture references etc.

One of the more recent Friday Flood phenomena has been the flyers priceless chain.

Core: Friday Flood time.
Owenz: Lets dust off the old flyers priceless.

Friday Flood by RFGetz June 21, 2007

flood bowl 

A Chipotle bowl that has the highest QPD and CPD of any product. The order is as follows:

white rice, brown rice, *ask for more rice*, side tortilla, vinaigrette sauce, pinto beans, fajitas, chicken, pico, corn, sour cream, extra cheese, an extra cup of cheese, and lettuce

guy 1: “bro have you see the flood bowl on tiktok?”
guy 2: “bro yeah! Chipotle needs to put the flood bowl on the app!”
guy 1: “yeah dude! It has the highest CPD and QPD of any food”

flood bowl by maximize_your_cpd February 7, 2022

Cup Foods

The most famous neighborhood corner grocery store in-the-WORLD!!!

I predict that Cup Foods, at 38th Street & Chicago Avenue, will become the "Haight-Ashbury" district of Minneapolis! Visitors, as well as residents will visit this intersection to see it for themselves, and to say that they've been there.

Cup Foods by talk2me-JCH2 April 30, 2021

Slippery floors 

Juicy, Wild sexual encounters.

When I see Wonda Wonderpig, it is slippery floors tonight!!!

Slippery floors by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016