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Flobbing 

"Flobbing" is the act of very slow sex, whether it be passionate or boring. The position in which the sex is done doesn't entirely matter towards it being 'flobbing', but some positions are more appropriate than others.
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.

(Alternatively)

Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well
Flobbing by FrankieFlobber83 August 30, 2021
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Child of a FOB who is born in America. Foblings have trouble dealing with differences between their parents' culture and American culture.
She's in his room so much, I wouldn't be suprised if in a year little foblings are running around.
fobling by BJBruce July 28, 2003

flabbalingus

when you think you're eating snatch but its not!!!!
Dude, last night I flipped up some flabbajack and it stank like it hadn't been washed in months... so she had to settle for some flabbalingus!!! A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do when its time to pay rent!!!!

Flabbing Shit Twister 

When a 70+ year old female flops her saggy titties on your face, while twisting your nipples, while you shit on the floor
Derek: “My grandma lost her denchers and won’t stop nagging about it.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”

Scuba Flubbing. 

Scuba flubbing is when a really fat person goes scuba diving and gets stuck at the bottom of the ocean because they are so heavy.
Scuba Flubbing. by #DaManBAM January 23, 2017

Ear Flubbing 

Ear Flubbing is when you repeatedly stroke of flick yours of someone elses ear forward causing it to jiggle. It is also known as Flubbing or Flub
I was ear flubbing my self giving me pleasure the way it jiggled.
Ear Flubbing by Evinator April 9, 2019
Verb: Listening to Fall Out Boy (FOB) repeatedly until orgasm is achieved through the eardrums. Much like fapping, but instead of lube you have Fall Out Boy's sound waves, instead of genitalia you are using your eardrums, and in place of the kleenex is your soul.
1: I sat at work sending emails and Fobbing for a few hours.

2: Man, he sure knows how to have a good time, Fobbing like that is quite the luxury.

3: Getting drunk and Fobbing is the only way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

4: Grab some mickey's and come over, Fall Out Boy's new album dropped, we have some serious fobbing to do.
Fobbing by MaverickKira April 9, 2013