dickmaze 

1.) A high-maintenance fuckboi with such narrow, specific and usually unrealistic requirements for a potential sex partner that anyone stupid enough to want his dick who trieds fulfilling his myriad needs to get access to his dick is likely to get lost, as in a maze

2.) An online dating profile of such a fuckboi
3.) The unrealistic requirements themselves

Steph: Derek in English II loves animé, so I'm gonna get all of FLCL on BluRay. And he loves Jay-Z, so I'm getting him tattooed on my upper arm, and--
Deb: Hold up, Derek? From English II? He has $200 worth of hair product and 1 pair of tightie whites! Don't get a damn permanent tattoo for that dickmaze!

dickmaze by Stoned Faux October 10, 2018

Dickmatized 

When a woman gets dick so good that she suffers a variety of symptoms ranging from letting things she normally wouldn't "slide" or him to get away with lies and other devious behavior. Extreme cases include believing his lies, giving him access to her home, car and cash, and making excuses for his obvious bad behavior.

Samantha ass was so dickmatized she let Chris drive her car AND have her whole tax return because he said he could "flip" it .

Dickmatized by Jaded88 February 11, 2018

dickmitized 

To be so hypnotized by (or obsessed with) a guy's dick that a girl/guy will let them do crazy things and they think nothing is wrong with it

Jill got so dickmitized by that unemployed guy who smokes pot and sleeps on the beach that she let him borrow her car for a month and he drove it into the ocean.

dickmitized by Mr. Cynical DC August 1, 2010

Dickmatized 

Hypnotized by a good dick :D. And you can’t think straight because the dick is so good! Dickmatized!

You know you dickmatized when you want someone to meet your father when it’s only been a week and a half.

Dickmatized by Ali Escobedo August 13, 2018

dicknotized 

A woman is so infatuated with a man and the way he sexes her she can become dicknotized, hypnotized by the dick.

Steve told his dog Richard, "Yo man, I got her dicknotized. Seriously, she's calling morning noon and night on a wet nut check."

dicknotized by filmzillz November 22, 2009

Dicknotized 

When a person gets hypnotized from really good dick and will do anything the bearer of the dick orders.

Due mainly to the delivery of great dick she expirienced a temporary daze and love like emotions, she was Dicknotized

Dicknotized by sundamaged May 9, 2017

Dickmatized 

Hypnotizing a chick into submission by laying down that good dick.

Yo. I dickmatized Dawn last night. Now she wants it all the time.

Dickmatized by Tarendactyl May 31, 2016