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Mike Carden

A founding member and guitarist of the greatest band on Earth, The Academy Is....

He currently provides the rhythm guitar to Michael Guy Chislett's lead guitar. He also sings backup vocals on two of TAI's songs: he sings "intoxicated circulation" on "Neighbors" and miscellaneous backups on "Slow Down."

He and William Beckett had once been cross-town rivals in the Chicago underground scene, but they eventually befriended each other at local concerts and started up TAI in 2002. This is also known as a fairytale come true.

Mike is known for his classic, half-smiling/open-mouthed shredding faces onstage, where he always stands on the far right side (on William's left).

The one word that can most accurately describe Mike is cute, because that's what he is.

However, Mike was not cute in the evil clown costume that he sported on Halloween, in 2007. He was terrifying then.

Pretty much everyone loves Mike. He's just a likeable guy, who for some reason seems to never know precisely what's going on.

For more information, check out Jack the Camera Guy's episode(s) of TAI TV "The Chronicles of Mike Carden." Jack made a pie chart.
Jack: So, you're saying you're kinda like the fluff on top of, uh, yams on Thanksgiving dinner?

Mike Carden: Yeah, when you eat it with all your friends.... It's tasty.
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James Corden 

The man who will single-handedly bring One Direction back together.

James Corden has known the One Direction boys since day one. It is of large speculation that James will kidnap the boys and bring them back together (including Zayn). Don’t believe me? Watch any One Direction related content on The Late Late Show With James Corden channel on Youtube and one of the top comments will always be relating to James kidnapping and reuniting them.
Random Person: James Corden is the worst talk show host, he’s not funny, he’s not cool, he’s not attractive and he was in Cats the Musical. Enough said.

Directioner: Don’t disrespect him! That man will reunite One Direction! JSKOWNDKWJSB!!!
James Corden by Flora LeMay August 16, 2020
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Cordell Effect 

When a really smart student tutors a portion of the class and raises the exam average such that the mean grade shifts, making it more difficult for the rest of the class to get ahead of the curve.
Cordell helped eight of his friends understand difficult concepts and get high grades on exams, making the test average significantly higher than the previous year, resulting in the Cordell Effect.
Cordell Effect by Not Mr Cool Guy November 13, 2018
To be checked for ID when entering an overage area (club, casino etc)
I can't believe that security guard carded me when i was coming in!
Carded by Dalo September 12, 2004
A person who I strong willed and determined. Dedicated and hard working. They love in a different kind of way that is hard to understand but should be appreciated. Your lucky if you ever get to love a man like this.
Hot as fuccccckkk.
With an amazing body.
And a beautiful mind to match.
Did you see Cordel today, he's doing so good.
Cordel by Jayytwist333 December 19, 2016
Rapper Kid cudi's nick name, used in some of his songs, etc. Daps and Pound.
You dont want Cudder to transform to a maniac.
Cudder by hollinator. July 1, 2009

Corderro 

"DUDE did you see Corderro bangin Lauren? His dick was HUGE!
Corderro by OMFGilovelauren January 19, 2011