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Cuntradiction 

A cuntradiction is when someone says that it couldn't care less about something but their actions display the complete opposite.
If you don't care about cb radio why did you just spend nearly $500 on a new antenna. Isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
Isn't it a complete cuntradiction that you talk about channel 3 and the people on it every day, but say that you don't care about it?
If you say you never go to channel 3 but are heard on there regularly, isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
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The bullshit so called tunes passed off as country music.
I love true country music not that cuntrap crap.
cuntrap by jpg3 November 14, 2011

cuntraband 

Illicit items concealed in the vagina.
The drug-sniffing dog continued to sniff the woman's crotch, revealing the cuntraband.
cuntraband by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

cuntwagon 

Someone who is such a cunt, that they are literally the embodiment of a wagon full of cunts. (people who are cunts)
Gosh, Karen, you're such a cuntwagon!
cuntwagon by Cystic Fibrosis Carrier February 12, 2015

sour cunt rag

A nasty rag that was used by some hoe faced slut that usually doesn't wash her vagina until the end of the month because shes a dirty bitch.
Reggie: Hey Billy did you tap Hillary yet?

Billy: No I went into the bathroom and found a fishy rag.

Reggie: EWWWWWWWWW.... she got a sour cunt rag.
sour cunt rag by BoBo123454321 October 29, 2010

cuntrarian 

A person who has to take the opposing view point in any discussion in a superior and condescending manner.
He was such a cuntrarian when he disagreed with my argument that Osama bin Laden was a terrorist and fanatic.
cuntrarian by Keggybeer June 14, 2011

cuntdragon 

one dragon of a cunt. a bitchy ass bitch that needs to chill the fuck out. one that is so cunty, is is as if everything he or she touches appears to set ablaze.
donald: "did you see shirley rubbin her poon in roger's face at the bar?"
gerald: "yeah, what a fucking cuntdragon!!!"
cuntdragon by allisonisreal January 11, 2010