crunkless 

you want to get fucked up but don't have the means

she was crunkless last night

crunkless by lil April 12, 2005

crunkaness 

The Cunkest of Crunkness

That Cd Is The Crunkaness Cd I'v Ever Herd

crunkaness by Lil-T-Money June 21, 2006

Second-Hand Drunkness 

a state of intoxication where the said "drunk" person did not have a sip of alcohol but seems to be in an intoxicated state. Mostly prevalent in the Irish or Celtic people because of their inherited ability to absorb alcohol from the air, with a high enough concentration.

At the wedding, young Patrick and Bridget seemed to be drunk even though they could not possibly be. Aunt Eileen nudged her husband and said "must be the second-hand drunkness."

Second-Hand Drunkness by Bridget Boyle October 14, 2007

crunkenstein 

Anyone who is overzealous, or is usually intoxicated, who embarks on a belligerent rampage.

Look at this guy; he's on his 15th cocktail and now he's going to yell at the manager. Fucking crunkenstein.

crunkenstein by Pdenny June 18, 2008

crunksensei 

An individual who has great ability in being crunk or under the purple haze. A crunksensei is also wise and does not follow the maxims imposed by society.

Man, that Sped sure is a crunksensei!

Andre, Adan, and Joe will never attain the level of a crunksensei.

crunksensei by crunksensei October 25, 2005

crunkpissed 

to be so pissed off, that a crunk move is busted while shouting

"dude the commander is crunkpissed... he said to clean the barracks and started crunking when he yelled at us."

crunkpissed by nehlewolf April 6, 2009

Mud Crunkies 

From the Hannah Montana show on Disney.

Meaning "dang it" " or "oh crap"

No you cant go to the show Oliver

Aww Mud Crunkies!!

Mud Crunkies by phaz212 December 7, 2009