UTampa Cough 

Drastic. Fantastic. Euphoric. Horrific cough worse than cov...

The UTampa Cough is a virus created by the suspended Paul McCloud who attended the University of Tampa for one full semester before getting suspended until January 2022.

UTampa Cough by Mannymannn1 February 14, 2021

Kennel Cough

The cough a person develops after a camping festival, caused by all the dust, dirt, and drug smoke inhaled during the festival.

Alex's weak lungs couldn't handle all the dirt and drug smoke over the weekend, now he has a bad case of kennel cough.

Kennel Cough by Jill Weiss May 29, 2014

grandpa's cough medicine 

Another name for an alcoholic beverage of any sort.

"You boys been doin' a little boozin', have ya? Been suckin' back on grandpa's ol' cough medicine?"
-PA state trooper on "Dumb and Dumber"

grandpa's cough medicine by Nick D May 19, 2004

trouser cough 

A fart.

That was a great trouser cough!

trouser cough by Miguel Sanchez July 1, 2003

Wine cougar

A female who appears to favor younger, less refined wines over older vintages that are more deeply flavored and richer to experience -- and consequently more expensive. WCs are primarily found in urban areas, frequent gyms and bars, and claim they don't mind paying for their own drinks, dammit.

Uh-oh. Here comes another wine cougar. Best break out a box of White Zinfandel.

Wine cougar by Wurd Smithe October 19, 2009

dookie cough 

1. The phrase you get when you switch the first letters of 'cookie dough.' Simple enough.

2. A sudden and often repetitively occurring defense reflex which helps to clear the large breathing passages containing the waste product from one's digestive tract expelled through the anus, conceivably following coprophagy.

1. (c(+ d)ookie - c) + (d(+ c)ough - d) = dookie cough.

2. He made me eat his shit so when I gave him head I dookie coughed all over his dick. Payback, bitch.

dookie cough by UnusedCliche January 2, 2010

Far Cough 

Is A Slang Term For “Fuck You”.

(Saying It Fast Sounds Like Fuck You)

“So After He Hit Me I Told Him To Far Cough”

Far Cough by MacKRacKGacK February 25, 2023