Friendly Confines 

Chicago phrase for the greatest ballpark in the world, Wrigley Field. Unfortunately not, by any stretch of the imagination, home to the greatest baseball team in the world. Coined by first baseman and coach Ernie Banks.

Win or lose, it's always a good afternoon at the Friendly Confines.

Friendly Confines by Ben Frey June 11, 2006

Dusty Confines 

A vagina, of excessive age, that has weathered the penetrations of countless suitors realatively poorly.

An old vagina.

"I feel quite at-home inside my wife's dusty confines".

Dusty Confines by Mr. Blada July 7, 2009

solitary confinement 

given to a prison inmate. the inmate is locked in a room wit no windows or doors, excdept for the entrance, for a certain amount of time.

killa got into a fight, so he got solitary confinement.

solitary confinement by da madd scientist October 3, 2003

solitary confinement 

The condition necessary for masturbation.

John locked himself up in solitary confinement for a bit of "fun"

solitary confinement by shroomie October 9, 2003

Confinery 

1: Used to describe a state of mental self-punishment that is similar to the realm of purgatory that church-going/catholic woman experience after getting wasted and breaking their oath of chastity, for the 2nd+ time.

2: The experience of remorse from getting drunk the night before and taking part in promiscuous activity while sitting in mass/church.

Person: "Girl, what's wrong?!"
Bad Girl: "I'm in confinery."
Person: "Say WHA?? You better hope you're not pregnant!."
Bad Girl: "I don't know. I just hope God forgives me the next time...I mean, this time..."

Confinery by The Drizzle, a.k.a. Money Man February 10, 2010

stallitary confinement

Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.

Without my iPhone, I'm in stallitary confinement whilst I drop a deuce.

stallitary confinement by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016

Solitary confinement 

Where your virginity is

Jon: why can I ever get laid

Adam: cus your virginity is stuck in solitary confinement serving life without the chance of parole

Solitary confinement by BJoe's dad December 11, 2019