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Internal Transport Communicator 

This is another description of a trolley boy. When still at college I collected trolleys for a large supermarket, and this was the job description for that job.
To make sure that the customers have access to a trolley if they require one.
Quintin: Great news everyone, I got a new job today at the supermarket!
Sammie: Thats great! What job is it?
Quintin: I'm an Internal Transport Communicator!
Sammie: Sounds important, how would people shop without a trolley? I'm so proud of you!

Communitard 

A Communitard is a skin-tight one-piece social garment worn by Communitarian thinkers and focuses the need to balance individual rights and interests with that of the community as a whole.

It differs from a leotard in that it is particularly restrictive in areas of individual rights and independent thinking. It should not be confused with a wrestling singlet.

It has been noted for its comfortably fit; the wearer might not be aware that they are wearing one.
- Too bad your entire family has to report to the Incineration Unit tomorrow.

- It's okay. It's for the common good.

- Man... you're such a Communitard!
Communitard by Markoff_Chaney August 28, 2009

Commenbator 

Check that commenbator, defo a peado.
Commenbator by JohnnyBoy92 December 12, 2018

Compurator

A casual insult used by a small sect of Minecraft nerds; a mispronunciation of the word "comparator."
Man, you're such a compurator sometimes.
Compurator by ch0c0cat June 23, 2019

Constant Commentor 

Someone who feels the need to comment or click the "like" button on every status, photo, update, etc. on facebook
I was looking at Kayla's facebook page and I saw that Jim was being a constant commentor on everything she does!

Four figure communicator 

One who works hard for phones that are $1,000 or more plus tax, shipping, service and activation fee. Currently includes the iPhone 13 Pro Max, but not iPhone 13 Pro.
No need to be a four figure communicator, the iPhone 13 Pro does everything the Pro Max does, including high quality pictures!