Goffins Cockatoo 

A Goffins Cockatoo is a type of bird that is affectionate but will bite if they want something, they are from the Tanimbar Islands of Indonesia, the best ones name is Shemp.

(Person 1) Thats a beautifal and dynamic bird, what species is it?
(Person 2) It's a Goffins Cockatoo, of course!

Goffins Cockatoo by Watchmaven January 18, 2025

Strangulation of the cockatoo 

The art of skinning one back whilst sitting on the lala

Where is Kodes
Doing the strangulation of the cockatoo more than likely in the toilet again

Strangulation of the cockatoo by Lollies with mayo December 24, 2024

A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat” 

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat” by bootylips45678910 July 5, 2023

cocktoonist 

A person that draws cocks everywhere.

After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.

cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018

Cockaboo 

To surprise the opposite sex by revealing one's penis in a perfectly normal social setting

Girl: "We entered the elevator and he randomly whipped out his cock for no apparent reason. I really got cockabooed!"

Man walks by a random girl in the mall, whips out his cock and shouts "COCKABOO! I SEE YOU"

Cockaboo by Cacksman December 6, 2010

cockadoodle

a morning boner or hard-on

Thank god it was Saturday; Mike woke me up with such a cockadoodle, we made love all morning!

cockadoodle by claudel October 3, 2009

Cockadoodlepoo 

When you are woken usually after a night of heavy drinking; by the need to poo so hits you so hard, it literally wakes you up leaving you no other choice but to run to the bathroom to relieve yourself. Wrecking your sleep perminently.

"How did you sleep last night?"
"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
"Dude that's squirly"

Cockadoodlepoo by Lewhite January 3, 2010