clown sidez 

The unfortunate result of balding on top yo' head yet maintaining lucious locks on the back and sidez.

Did you guys see Derrick before he started shaving his head? He had a serious case of clown sidez goin' on.

clown sidez by t_rexy May 5, 2017

clown fiesta 

A ridiculous scenario in which no one is really sure on what is taking place.

"Bro, that party last night was a total clown fiesta," said Chad.

clown fiesta by Big clown October 19, 2015

Fucking Clown Shoes 

Reaction:
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.

Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.

This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

Fucking Clown Shoes by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Clown Down 

The expression used by FitMC, a Historian/YouTuber "On the Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft." This expression can be used when beating someone on Minecraft in a PVP battle, most likely with cheat clients. Used by only the most alpha of males. Must be bald to use this.

YES! Clown down baby, clown down. My hack client is better than yours.

Clown Down by The Figgler Lover 27 February 17, 2021

Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC 

Former military or police who inflate their accomplishments and bring a giant ego to their next job, especially in training. After leaving the military, Tier-One Ass-Clowns put in the role of instructor of weapon and tactics usually endanger students with a toxic mix of their own ego and flawed training doctrine.

Ben: What did Ralph and Bert do in the military before they came to training?

Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.

Ben: That explains the ego.

What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".

Curtis: Word

Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC by Mil3Druid3 January 4, 2015

Clown cake 

A diss, joke, insult, or smack talk that is particularly weak, lame, or unfunny.

After being insulted: "Your clown cake material bores me. Come up with something better before you come at me again. Maybe then I'll take you seriously."

Clown cake by rweyh August 1, 2012

Shakes the clown 

An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.

Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.

Shakes the clown by sciflyer.25 September 12, 2010