Cleaning

The thing you’re probably supposed to be doing right now. You would usually hire an illegally immigrated over friendly Mexican woman to do it, but you’re broke.

Man I hate cleaning. Can I borrow some money to hire a cleaning lady?

by Rufusruckus November 2, 2017

Cleaning

Bullshit you have to do.

Person1: Ugh I can’t go I have cleaning to do!
Person2: That’s bullshit! You cleaned yesterday.

by TheMissingCow December 2, 2017

Cleaning

Stuffing thing underneath your pillow

"why are there socks underneath your pillow?"
"I was cleaning Jonathan"

by Dabonthedead October 20, 2018

Cleaning

To lick out or rimjob a shitring or dirty butthole I mean or just straight ass eating man taking your tongue and licking in and around a butthole

You remember that guy I met he loves cleaning

I love cleaning too

by Legendary_alliance February 20, 2020

cleaning

Throwing stuff in your closet and calling it decent

"Time to do some cleaning"

by Altirix March 10, 2020

cleaning

Slang. Verb. Another way of saying masturbating.

If your mom knows you're in your room trying to masturbate just say I'm "cleaning ". Why would I lie to her? You got it wrong bro. Wym? It's another way of saying masterbating. Oh lol

by B-rizzle May 6, 2020

Cleaning

Wanting to clean your apartment but instead just watching love island for 6 hours and crying

"Hey Brenna, what're you up to after class?"
"Oh not a lot, just cleaning"

by BiggestBrainBoi August 29, 2022