churn-style 

a sexual position where the cock-receiver is positioned vertically like the barrel of a butter churn and the cock-donor "churns" up and down like an old school farmer's wife

"i buttered your mother's waffles last night...churn-style!"

churn-style by H.J. February 6, 2007

Churn the Cream 

When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.

Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.

Churn the Cream by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

churn rate

1. The rate at which new employees vacate a given job or company, based on dissatisfaction with bad work conditions.

2. The rate at which a person's previous meal vacates his or her stomach, based on the intensity of their vomitting.

3. The rate at which a man's semen vacates his testicles, prostate, and Cowper's glands, based on the intensity of masturbation.

All: Yale's MBA program postulates the "Churn Rate Paradigm" as:

Client's churn rate = k(worker's stomach churn rate) = k(new worker's churn rate)

The intervariable relation is proportional and geometric.

1. The new-employee churn rate at my previous job was really high.

2. The work itself was nauseating. I would vomit at least twice a day. On high traffic days, employee stomach churn rate was even higher.

3. It was a mopping job at a sperm bank/peep show/gay brothel (delete as appropriate). For some reason, I always ended up with the highest clientele churn rate. I hated that job. I'm going back to Taco Bell.

churn rate by HMB February 10, 2004

churn (or) churning butter 

Hand job complete with release. Either self inflicted or performed for you by a willing dairymaid.

After seeing her spread in Playboy, I spent the night churning butter.

churn (or) churning butter by Dr. Johnson January 12, 2004

churn rate

The rate at which customers / subscribers / sumbitters stop using a product or service divided by the average number of customers / subscribers / submitters. Useful for determining growth trends versus customer satisfaction.

AOL's high churn rate indicates a low level of customer satisfaction.

churn rate by innards November 29, 2003

churn out 

mass production, to have large scale of manufacturing

Asian factories will be churning out more large panels for LCD TVs.

churn out by Rich February 15, 2005

Churn and burn 

An environment that burns its occupants with short and fast pressures:
1. Cranking shit out
2. If you cant cut it at work you get fired and replaced... Your ass gets turned over

'but if i could stick it out here i could probably start making 6 figures in a year so i duno, we'll see'

'yeah, that's serious wedge'

'Fo chou but it's churn and burn tho, no real brand loyalty'

Churn and burn by Los & Miz Manhattan February 9, 2010