Its a disease from bramble Bush , when you do a 360 no-scope and say "ha ha , yh man" then get tea bagged by the bramble , then it gives you the disease which makes you retarded and think you are a hot air balloon

One day , in the land of fairy's , a young boy approached an odd shaped bramble bush , then he approached it and had a sneek insight , with force the persuasion of the bramble Bush dragged in the young boy and made him do a certain amount of out of the ordinary kind of stuff , which then led him to having Cardio vascular hepatitis z.

Cardio vascular hepatitis z by Adolfhitlersrealdad-11 November 18, 2017

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cardio goddess

A female cardiac doctor who is extremely good at her job. More specifically, Seattle Grace's previous top cardio-thoracic surgeon more commonly known as Erica Hahn. Traits include an icey attitude, air of superiority, and a soft-spot for one Calliope Torres.

Christina was excited about working with the blonde cardio goddess because Erica Hahn was so well-renown.

cardio goddess by soconfusifying December 19, 2008

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Cardio Bunny

1. Someone you have sex with just to get your cardio workout in.

2. Must have an ass big enough to handle heavy cardio workouts.

3. Able to ride a dick well enough to create a heavy cardio workout.

“Who you texting”?
- “My Cardio Bunny, I’m not running on a fucking treadmill “.

Cardio Bunny by West Coast Woodstock September 15, 2019

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Cardio Sprintus

a condition in which a person runs at least 3 hours a day, maybe more, to stay healthy.

"Is he seriously running an extra lap?"

"Well, what do you expect? He has some severe cardio sprintus."

Cardio Sprintus by inyourarea October 13, 2017

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