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Pre-Buttocks

The unexpected pleasant feeling of warmth upon sitting down somewhere that was recently taken up, or occupied.
Anthea revelled in a pre-buttocks moment when the door to the Ladies finally opened, and she sat down on on a lovely heated toilet seat.

Junior gave up his seat on the subway to an older man, who sat down and thanked him for his lovely pre-buttockx moment.
Pre-Buttocks by Sonny Saint April 22, 2020

Bloody Buttocks 

A term used as an exclamation when caught by surprise or also used when one is dumb-founded.
Bloody Buttocks, Watson! Professor Moriarty, has once again eluded us by covering his tracks.
Bloody Buttocks by Joe Nalgas February 5, 2010

buddy buttocks 

a term of non-sexual affection used between straight males; may be exclusive to the milwaukee area, circa 1982.
lars: hey guys, what's going on?
kevin: BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!!
lars: say it a little louder, kev, some folks in the next county might not have heard you.
kevin: OK!! BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!
lars: i should have gone to marqutte.
kevin: but i'm glad you didn't, otherwise we'd never hang out, BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!
the rest of us: enough already!!!
buddy buttocks by earpuller September 16, 2005

buttockas 

When the ass cheeks hang out the back of a females shorts. Where the butt cheek meets the leg. Closely related to ba-donka-donk
DAMN! Look at the buttockas on her!
buttockas by M Dogg September 8, 2004

Buttocklouse 

A form of excretory insect; which parasitically resides within the hairs of the host's rectal passage and on the buttocks.
"Ach shite-There're Buttocklouse eggs in ma crap!"
Buttocklouse by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004

buttocks clenched 

When one does the clenching of the buttocks. In embarassment or fear.
Agatha's buttocks clenched.
buttocks clenched by ButtockB February 26, 2017