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goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.
Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?
goose-breading by Spartae July 27, 2013
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Armaga Brigadis 

Name of a dead girl from an old Japanese legend.
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Armaga Brigadis by Rastislav September 1, 2023

Breading 

Putting slices of bread with peanut butter on a car,mailbox,cat
"Dude Daniela was breading that cat !"
Breading by Twinkie Swagg November 6, 2011

finger breading 

When girls circle around a piece of bread and finger themselves, the last girl to squirt on the bread has the eat the bread.
Damn that shit was so gross when Melissa lost that game of finger breading, SHE ATE THE WHOLE SLICE!

loaf of breading 

When a cat is lying around with all of their paws under their body and their tail wrapped around their side, so their body and head are the only things showing.
"What's your cat doing in there?"
"Loaf of breading."

Light-Brighting 

When a one or more liberals pegs a conservative and the overall experience illuminates their mind, allowing them to see people and issues from different perspectives.

The term is based on a true story from an anonymous fan letter sent to the Daily Beans podcast.

Since then, it has inspired a new website at peg a maga dot com.
Although at first DJ was only interested in trying it once to see if it really"felt amazing," as Eric claimed, after 18 months of Light-Brighting — including a quivering, rainbow-colored assortment of pegs of every shape and size — as he lay, prone and quivering, in one instant he finally understood what he must do next: change his voter registration, and only then would he be ready to inform the President.

breading 

To tell a lie which is very unbelievable and keep insisting that it is true.
Example 1
Zoe: I jumped a basketball fence when i was six, because three dogs bigger than twilight were chasing me.
Chi: Mad! Mad! Mad!

BEHIND ZOE'S BACK...

Chi: Zoe has been feeding me a hell of bread lately.
Ore: Guy! His breads are sweet.
Chi: I swear guy! He should stop breading.
breading by Orenzyie February 8, 2018