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Brigadier 

“Real power is something you take” Jock Ewing once said to Bobby. And thus, becoming a brigadier is a rite of passage only the most ruthless can aspire to.

Some say becoming a brigadier is like winning a game of low, others say it’s just luck. In some parts of Belfast there are as many as one brigadier to every ten windows.

Often sought by the police, only a fool would confirm his identity.
Policeman-is that man dancing like a chicken the brigadier

Edwina-yes
Brigadier by Chipleader Hero March 18, 2021

Brigadier Bukkake

One who is an authority/expert of the bukkake party.
I'd have to say that Admiral Anus has accomplished a new rank, Brigadier bukkake.

The Brigadier 

Pure menace. Ignore his cheery and garrulous demeanor; the Brigadier commands respect as the leader of an elite guerrilla organisation. He has been known to torture individuals who dared ask for extra windows in their countryside properties. Despite often being seen in khaki shorts and relaxed footwear, do not think him a soft touch; he'll eat your kids.
Has anybody seen Jonny and Gill? I haven't seen them since they had a late night meeting with the Brigadier.
The Brigadier by Django Elf March 27, 2021

The Brigadier 

A very dangerous man. The Brigadier will lull you into a false sense of security, what with his khaki shorts, comfortable shoes and cheese and onion crisps: but make no mistake, one false move and he will end you. His favourite form of torture is taking windows out of your home.
Anyone seen Gill and Jonny?

Nah man, they've been missing ever since they annoyed the Brigadier.
The Brigadier by Django Elf March 28, 2021

Silent Fart Brigade 

A secret society of talented, synchronized farters who covertly gain entry into important events to quietly pass huge amounts of putrid smelling gas before making quick and stealthy exits.
As soon as Attorney General Barr began his comments to the press and his eyes began to water uncontrollably, he knew he’d been hit by the Silent Fart Brigade.

Concerned Adult Brigade 

Often called "CAB" for short, the concerned adult brigade is any group of equally disgruntled people (usually 35 or older) united together for an absurd and often unnecessary cause. These are the people who run neighborhood watches, regularly attend PTA meetings, deem things "inappropriate", complain to authority figures, overreact on issues, chaperone parties, file noise complaints, call parents, actually check movie and game ratings, work at the FCC, and generally meddle in the affairs of the youth.

Members of the concerned adult brigade come in many forms though are recognizable by their running-for-senator hairstyles and "sensible" shoes. Almost always women.
Girl #1: "So I watched sesame street yesterday for no reason. I thought you said Katy Perry was gonna be on it!?"

Girl #2: "Ugh, she was! But the Concerned Adult Brigade saw her outfit and started bitching. So they pulled the episode off the air."