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Botched crotch 

A term describing the unsuccessful or unprofessional surgery performed on a person to reassign their gender. The surgeon may have decided to take a holiday to the Bahamas part way through the operation or could have been an alcoholic.
Gemima went out on a date with Brad but was scared to go all the way. Hey, Brad was a nice guy but had a vomit reflex when he saw her botched crotch. He was only a humble accountant.
Botched crotch by amulet_1972 October 6, 2008

Botched Mitzvah 

“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”
Botched Mitzvah by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

botched it 

Man you botched it, that jump was too hard maybe try the kiddies
botched it by elevele September 17, 2019

Botched Bag Collection 

A Botched bag Collection is when someone fumbles a bag so hard, it results in death.
Man, did you guys hear that Yiffy Yones passed away this weekend?

Aw man that’s horrible, what was the cause of death?

Botched Bag Collection

Botched rapper 

Botched rapper is also known as “Cardi B”, “Payola b”, “barfi” and more. She is known for being botched, changing faces daily and being obsessed with Nicki Minaj. Please be aware of botched rapper. HIDE your men! She is known for robbing and drugging them.
Person 1: Oh my god this girl looks so botched! Who is she?
Person 2: Thats Cardi b! Run away before it’s too late! She is also being defined as Botched rapper.
Botched rapper by IceMinaj February 13, 2023

botched abortion 

meaning that your mother tried to have an abortion to get rid of you, but it didnt work (it was botched) and now you are screwed up and your mom didnt even want you in the first place.
that asshole must have been a botched abortion
botched abortion by Lydia123456789 February 10, 2007