boomeritis 

A variety of aches, pains and musculoskeletal ailments and injuries seen in increasing frequency in the active baby boomer population. These include tendinitis, bursitis, arthritis and "fix-me-itis". Although the term was initially used to describe problems in the baby boomer generation, it is also seen in both older and younger individuals. This term, coined by orthopaedic surgeon Nicholas A. DiNubile, M.D. has recieved national media attention and is used in an educational campaign by the American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons. Learn more about boomeritis at www.drnick.com.

I am seeing more and more patients in my office with boomeritis.

boomeritis by Nicholas A. DiNubile, M.D. October 31, 2003

benderitis 

A word used by a self consious attention seeking boy in attempts to hide his own homosexuality.

Get away or I’ll catch benderitis

benderitis by I’m really funny December 29, 2017

Boomeritis 

A disease in which one has a boomer-esque mindset, and there is no cure.

Boomer: Ew, that person died their hair. That is gross.
Person: I think you have Boomeritis

Boomeritis by suburban04 May 6, 2020

Bockeritis 

Being a dick in any type of fantasy sports league

George really caught bockeritis and has to rub it down our throats that he won

Bockeritis by TheDragonSlayor24 October 17, 2022

bowseritis 

A most deadly virus first shown from the Nintendo DS game, Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. Bowseritis (or the Bowser Virus) are suppose to infect a person to the others causing them to transform into a Koopaling species (depending on their ages, sizes, etc.) or becoming an original character with the exact same reference as Bowser.

Doctor: "Yes... Do I see it? I do. And it emerge? It did. A most deadly virus that will surely spell your doom... It is...called..."
*Bowser's face shows up in the crystal ball*
Doctor: "BOWSERITIS!"
Bowser (in the crystal ball): "MWAHAHA!"
Bowser (from behind them): "Somebody page me?"

bowseritis by PlucktheDragon January 26, 2023

Benneitis 

Benneitis is when your name is Ben and you are an aviation student who spends each night at the bar contemplating his life decisions. If he's not at a bar, he is ripping Fortnite with the lads. He usually does not talk to girls because he's an introvert but he manages to come around once in a while.

Ben - "Dude, how come all I want to do is go to the bars and rip Fortnite? I am also a crippling airplane addict."

Dude at the bar - "It sounds like you might be suffering from chronic benneitis, get help asap you avit goon"

Benneitis by nat2shifty May 9, 2024

Non-Boneritus 

The ability to not get a boner ever.

Damn, i cant get a boner, due to this non-boneritus.

Non-Boneritus by Cuddderz September 19, 2010