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boating accident 

A mechanism for claiming a cryptocurrency loss. It was originally a joke made by gun enthusiasts who "sadly lost all of their guns in a tragic boating accident", but has been repurposed by Bitcoiners. It is often used in other contexts - for anything you don’t want the government to know you have.
I would normally have to pay taxes, but "I lost my Bitcoin in a boating accident", so I'm declaring a loss instead.
boating accident by simulx January 23, 2023
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Boating in the Sahara

‘Boating in the Sahara’ is a popular euphemism for when skeevy little British teenagers go off to North Africa looking for sexual relations with older men
Cyril was discovering more about himself, and decided to go boating in the Sahara to find Mr. Right

tug boating 

Like motor boating, but in someone's ass.
Sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food....
tug boating by ohohface247 December 11, 2012

yankee boating 

When southern women attempt to get pregnant by men from north of the Mason-Dixon.
Jolene and I went out Yankee Boating on Bourbon St. last night but they all insisted on wearing condoms.
yankee boating by passsnap April 25, 2017

saddle boating 

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a woman's buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by expelling a large amount of air. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
Frank, looking for a change, and because his chick has a sweet badonkadonk, engaged in saddle boating much to his girlfriend's delight.
saddle boating by aretegroup July 29, 2015

yankee boating 

When southern women try to get pregnant by men from north of the mason dixon.
Now that cuffing season is over, Sandra is going to vacation up to New Jersey for yankee boating.
yankee boating by GioMemes April 25, 2017

Dragon Boating 

The act of placing ones face in the cleft of the buttocks of another and motorboating the cheeks.
Suzie and I were fooling around and I flipped her over and straight took her to Dragon Boating town. She loved it.