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When you grab rebounds while playing basketball, basically by automatic. Like a cyborg on the court. Also known as: Kawhi Leonard.
Damn, Kawhi's gonna get buckets off that rebound! He's a board man. "Board man gets paid." Someone's about to get buckets.
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Board man gets paid
The most viscous taunt you can give an opponent while rebounding a basketball. It refers to the board man (rebounder) being rewarded (gets paid) for his ball fetching efforts. The phrase will surely strike fear in the opposing team. Can also be applied to other events in life when somebody is owning another person or people.
The Claw grabbed a rebound and quietly uttered "board man gets paid." The other team subsequently forfeited the game.
Board man gets paid by sharkster June 12, 2019
Board Face
When someone looks like they have been beaten in the face with a 2x4 over and over untill near death.
Wow look at that ugly bitch, she is a total board face.
My buddy was making out with this girl last night and when I saw her I puked in my mouth cause she was a for sure board face.
She had a nice ass and above average nockers but she was a board face so I could not date her.
My buddy was making out with this girl last night and when I saw her I puked in my mouth cause she was a for sure board face.
She had a nice ass and above average nockers but she was a board face so I could not date her.
Board Face by Average Crank Team November 21, 2016
Board Stretcher
This is the device that you tell the rookie new-hire carpenter to go get for you out of the foreman's truck so you can get the board he just cut 2 inches too short to fit right in the new kitchen cabinet. It only exists in the minds of awnry carpenters who like to play jokes on the FNG.
Me: "Damn Hector you cut the board too short. Go get the board stretcher out of the foreman's truck, rookie."
Hector: "What's it look like?"
Me: "You'll know it when you see it. If it ain't there ask the foreman where he has it."
Hector: "What's it look like?"
Me: "You'll know it when you see it. If it ain't there ask the foreman where he has it."
Board Stretcher by auriuman April 4, 2011
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Board Fave
Employee #1: Wow, the new CFO is a real asshole.
Employee #2: Tough, he's a Board Fave.
Employee #1: I wonder if there is some way I can get on his team?
Employee #2: Tough, he's a Board Fave.
Employee #1: I wonder if there is some way I can get on his team?
Board Fave by WGN July 29, 2006