Bloomingdale brown purse 

After a long night of hot wings, pizza and beer, take a crap in a purse (size is not important as long as it has two straps and is relatively unused)and use it as a muzzle on your mate when they least expect it. Often used to shut the yap of someone who talks too much during sex.

man, this girl was so annoying last night that I had to Bloomingdale brown purse her.

Bloomingdale brown purse by rerelax March 9, 2009

blooming asshole 

When the inner lining of the rectum protrudes from the anus in a flower-like formation. i.e. a bloom.

Me and my homey dumped it in her pail and she grew a blooming asshole

blooming asshole by scratchy2868 May 10, 2015

blooming 

A colloquial term used for emphasis to add frustration and dislike. Commonly used in the UK. Also: blimming.

Guy: "London is blooming expensive!"
Girl: "I know, it sucks, doesn't it?"

blooming by careyy March 7, 2009

Blooming 

A Filipino expression used when you want to say someone's beautiful.

Person: "Wow, blooming ka ngayon. May nangyari ba?" (Wow, you're blooming today! Did something good happened?)

Blooming by winkdeep July 30, 2017

Bloomingdale's 

A high fashion department store found in most big cities. Very pricy, but not as pricy as some others such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus. Nicknamed Bloomies.

"I went to Bloomingdale's the other day and bought a dress by Prada."

Bloomingdale's by Hellohello July 4, 2006

bloomingdale high school 

A high school in florida where all the white bitches try to act ghetto , there’s a fight every well there , everybody is fucking everyone, has annoying ass teachers , almost everyone there is fake asf , and everybody knows everyone’s business

Person 1: bloomingdale high school is the best high school in florida

Person 2: damn right

bloomingdale high school by slatt gang November 24, 2019

flowers are blooming in anarctica

Left-Wing phrase created to promote rev0lut1on out of fear that the word would be banned

Person 1: What's your ideology?
Person 2: Well the flowers are blooming in anarctica, you tell me.

flowers are blooming in anarctica by Eatsloads October 11, 2023