Apple Blindness 

The standard obtuse attitude of owners of anything made by Apple, believing that because it costs more, it must be better than everything else, despite everything else actually being much better.

dude 1 'my new iPhone is so much better than whatever you have'

dude 2 'mine is cheaper, and i can actually call people and browse flash sites, and install non-apple apps, and the battery life is better, and the camera, and it uses a generic charger, and the bluetooth is easy to use and the music software doesn't fuck up all my music collection'

dude 1 'you're just jealous cos you can't afford it'

dude 2 'dude you're a dick, you clearly have apple blindness'

Apple Blindness by del nacho gringo November 4, 2011

Friend Blindness 

When you've become deep enough friends with someone, that you become unaware of their flaws and imperfections. Someone with friend blindness would stand up for their ugly friends, telling everyone how hot he/she is.

When you think your friend is a 9, and everyone else thinks he/she is a 6.

Terrie: "I remember when I met Alexis, I thought she was so average. But after knowing her for awhile now, she has really become quite beautiful."

Chris: "She looks the same as when you met her. You suffer from Friend Blindness."

Friend Blindness by Orangeblood97 July 29, 2010

boob blindness 

The inability to see flaws in a persons character or statements due to their breasts

I didn't see how mean she was to me for my boob blindness

boob blindness by knight_dalvo April 17, 2014

corn blindness 

When you are a killer, and are chasing someone through a corn field and no longer can see them in the game dead by daylight.

"Toxic Claudette! you know corn blindness is a real thing!"

corn blindness by Corn blindness October 19, 2018

Fruit blindness 

An inability to recognize obvious signs of male homosexuality. Most prevalent in frumpy straight women who pursue romance with attractive gay men.

Your fiance is gay. Look at you. Look at him. Classic case of fruit blindness.

Fruit blindness by hachface May 17, 2009

fridge blindness 

A horrible disease that makes you eventually starve to death.

fridge blindness is something which many men have, usually we can live through it with the help of a female who has not got Fridge blindness disease.

it starts of with not being able to find the butter in the fridge and having to ask where it is. it is eventually found by a female right in front of your eyes.
Then it moves onto more obvious object such as the eggs, milk and after a few weeks of having FBD you will no longer be able to see the orange juice.

Unfortunately some people have been seriously hurt mentaly by this disease.

WARNING!!!! all men and a small percent of female will have this disease in there life, you can't catch it of other infected people but it is more dangerous in a badly lit room.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Man with Fridge Blindness: wheres the butter?
woman: there idiot, it's right in front of you
Man: NOOOOO I HAVE FBD

*10 days later the man dies of not having enough milk*

fridge blindness by I lost the game April 19, 2008

scrolling blindness

In programming/computer science, refers to the effect of numerous exceptions being thrown in an application. The list of exceptions, often originating from one bug, makes it difficult to track down and forces programmers to scroll through a log of exceptions. Often the use of a logger will alleviate this problem.

Can also refer to a bloated log file of error messages.

It took twice as long to find the bug because our log file suffered from 'scrolling blindness'

scrolling blindness by Nine-Ball November 8, 2007