2 definitions by Orangeblood97
When you've become deep enough friends with someone, that you become unaware of their flaws and imperfections. Someone with friend blindness would stand up for their ugly friends, telling everyone how hot he/she is.
When you think your friend is a 9, and everyone else thinks he/she is a 6.
When you think your friend is a 9, and everyone else thinks he/she is a 6.
Terrie: "I remember when I met Alexis, I thought she was so average. But after knowing her for awhile now, she has really become quite beautiful."
Chris: "She looks the same as when you met her. You suffer from Friend Blindness."
Chris: "She looks the same as when you met her. You suffer from Friend Blindness."
by Orangeblood97 July 29, 2010
The numerical value given to how Stabby one is feeling at a particular moment. Ranges would exist on a 1-200 range with 100, of course, being average.
My dog is depressed, my girlfriend broke up with me, my parents bought a screechy bird which keeps me up all night and my job demands I walk on water to be an average employee!! My Stabby index = 175 right now!
by Orangeblood97 March 9, 2011