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Barbie-barbarism 

This is the dark side of a woman with Barbie looks, which may include: tantrums, violence, mental meltdown, criminal conduct, etc.
Yes Brittany is gorgeous, but with the Barbie-barbarism, l had to run for my life last night!
Barbie-barbarism by I, Wreckerrr December 15, 2020

barbakery 

When one or more events are in disarray. When chaos erupts. A shit show.
When the power went out the concert turned into a total barbakery.
barbakery by Dictionary415 November 14, 2014

Elite Barbarians

Can a virtual character cause cancer? Yes.

Originally, Elite Barbarians were made to be a Defend and Punish type of card. That was the initial purpose of the card, but as of writing this definition, Elite Barbarians are used as a "Win Condition". Im pretty sure you know what it means.

But simply dropping E Barbs (Elite Barbarians for short. Annoying to type.) at the other side of the map at the bridge with no thought is simply wrong in every way. The only real counters are either PEKKA or Skarmy.(Beats the shit out of Mega Knight, aka Mega Gay, E barbs, E Giant, and every braindead card in the game. Except swarms.)
But if you drop a pekka on top of E Barbs, you get a negitive trade of 1 Elixir, but you would say that the PEKKA can do a counterpush.

But the most shittiest thing is that the PEKKA would be at 1/3rd of its health. Its not enough for a real counterpush. And including the fact that most E Barbs are overlevelled and do apeshit amounts of damage, it doesn't make any sense.
And soon enough, they drop Mega Knight on top.

Skarmy is another effective counter however, but they can simply be zapped or arrowed. So much for that.

Adding Rage, Freeze makes kids autistic.

Side Effects of using Elite Barbarians:
Death Threats, Cancer, Allergic to Grass, and the Sun in general, Autism, Loss of friends, sudden loss of fathers and family, and in some extreme cases, loss of real bitches. And if beaten by a skilled player, ego loss.
Normal Clash Royale Mid Ladder deck:
Mega Knight, Elite Barbarians (YOU ALREADY HAVE A FUCKING TANK), The Log, Wizard (Why), Witch (YOU ALREADY HAVE WIZARD BRUH), Zap, Goblin Barrel (Synergizes with NOTHING) etc.
Elite Barbarians by A weak dick March 10, 2022

joe barbaro 

One of the main characters from Mafia 2.Known for sense of humor.
Henry:Hurry Vito we can't let that fat bastard get away
Joe Barbaro:we're coming for ya porky
joe barbaro by Worrying anal leak November 9, 2013

Baltimore Barber Accent 

Barber with an accent that makes no fucking sense.
Conversation with someone with a Baltimore Barber Accent
barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutinsees, bay boy say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap apens. pongulla ooh Snack you wanna see that attleha barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns? jouhnallasnsapapns. oohsnayapakayysnns.

kid: Dumfayce!

barber: 你为什么用谷歌翻译这个

kid: gaaah!

barber: asnap akayysnns HnnsnaPaPas nsnns

kid: Get outta my face!

barber: You know you didn't.
Baltimore Barber Accent by Man Jugs February 11, 2022

BarbaraAnn 

Noun. Beautiful lady. Voluptuous. A mysterious, strange woman. A girl who's too cute to have sex with. A beautiful young lady, very sexy, with nice long hair, and has a very loud personality. drives the boys and girls insane, is a very kind and loving creature, with an impeccable sense of finding fun and adventure, and most who meet her love her to death
she is too amazing for words she must be a BarbaraAnn
BarbaraAnn by bam65 February 3, 2010