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Assident 

An accidental mishap performed by an asshole.
I wrecked the truck when i was handing the crack pipe to the stripper i gave my paycheck to cuz i was drunk. I'm sorry, it was an assident.
Assident by Grrrlilla February 17, 2021

Assident 

Similar to an accident but it refers to soiling yourself.
I was driving home and had an assident in my pants.
Assident by Bigdadddyz August 24, 2023

Assident 

When your ass/butt looks so good, it could cause a car/bike/boat accident.
Baby, please don’t stand too close to the road. You could cause an Assident wearing that.
Assident by Gunz72 October 19, 2023

Fat Assident 

An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.
There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.
Fat Assident by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019

Askident 

A question unwisely asked.
“Did you actually ask Renada how far along she was?”

“I did.”

“She’s not pregnant, you know.”

“I know that... now.”

“What were you thinking?”

“I wasn't. It was an askident.”
Askident by PJMac August 10, 2012

Assidentally 

Lauren assidentally dialed me all night long.
Assidentally by icwish April 28, 2010