rich as shit 

Literally, being rich enough to buy your own island.

Upon becoming rich as shit, George proceeded to buy his own island.

rich as shit by Alphonso DeLaCroix February 19, 2009

high as shit

High as shit. A term used in conjunction with high as fuck. When you are so high that you get tired of the worn out phrase high as fuck, you might incorporate other profanity to substitute the word fuck, in search of some degree of originality amongst peers.

Good god, did I just take 5 bong rips of ghost train haze ? I feel like my brain is a sack of shit. I can't do anything right now.

"Danny, are you high as shit right now ?"

You say this to yourself and realize. You are high as shit.

high as shit by partypossum January 17, 2017

bored as shit 

an emotional state experienced during periods lacking activity or when individuals are uninterested in the opportunities surrounding them. boredom at the highest level, progresses to shit ;extreme boredom

Steve: "dude, I'm bored. I'm so bored, that I'm bored as shit."

Tim: "let's go cyber stalk losers on facebook."

Steve: "k."

bored as shit by boredasshit1 December 14, 2010

Bored as shit 

Studying managerial economics

University Student 1: Hey, you want to go and get bored as shit later tonight?

University Student 2: No thanks, I'd rather stick my head in the microwave while listening to the Dave Matthews Band

Bored as shit by Kabob King September 12, 2013

tired as shit 

(adj.) To be so tired as to feel like shit and as to feel like you are numb to everything.

Man, I'm so tired as shit, I can't even keep my eyes open; I'm so tired I can't even get turned on by this porno. And I'm usually horny as hell when I'm tired or awake in the slightest sense of the word.

tired as shit by papermachete November 11, 2005

dumb as shit 

Someone or something that is ignorant or worthless to the point of having no value. Also one who displays the fact that they have no common sense or knowledge in a subject.

Fuck, that bitch is dumb as shit.

Really, that game is dumb as shit.

dumb as shit by Anonymous October 13, 2003

pissed as shit 

When you are so mad/angry that it can be compared to shit.

"I was pissed as shit when that drunken man spilled his beer all over my shirt."

pissed as shit by Shaniqua988 March 1, 2009