zonked 

1. To fall asleep, normally because of exhaustion.

2. The original term 'zonked' was coined by Ken Kesey and his band of Merry Pranksters. It originally meant that you were high on LSD. Nowadays, it just refers to being stupendously stoned, on any drug.

1. Dan zonked out after swimming for six hours.

2. Jim is so zonked. He drank some of the electric koolaid.

zonked by Tai S. July 24, 2006

Zonked 

adj. Very stoned, spaced-out, wasted, ripped, destroyed, wrecked, intoxicated all to Hell and gone.

Shit man...I'm really zonked. fuck

Zonked by callinghome November 2, 2004

zonked 

To be extremely tired or inebriated.

"After I got home from the strip club, I zonked out on the couch."

zonked by x January 31, 2003

Zonked To The Skies 

Popularized by the book The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe. It means to be very fucked up on psychedelic drugs primarily LSD.

1. Rafael: I'm so zonked to the skies !
2. Sunshine: Lets get zonked to the skies !

Zonked To The Skies by JIBTECHWARRIOR June 22, 2008

zonked 

1. very tired

2. intoxicated, especially with alcohol

He looked zonked when he got back.

zonked by The Return of Light Joker June 1, 2012

Zooked 

crazy

Donald trump is zooked

Zooked by Jahmali May 29, 2019

zooked 

Whenever someone is so high on drugs that they cannot function and become incompetent. Typically after the consumption of heavy drugs. Zooked can turn into a lifestyle if not properly assessed and controlled.

Typical night in a zooked life:

*Q wakes up in the middle of the night frantically*
Q: I must order cinnastix right now
Me: WHAT? Are you zooked? it's 2 am
Q: No no I order now.

*Seamless accepts order. Domino's calls to cancel order.*
Q: OMG THEY'RE ZOOKING ME. Q passes out while writing complaint to Seamless.

zooked by MSGR3Y January 4, 2019