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Drawing on the whiteboard 

When you have a half baked turd hanging out your arse and you slide your cheeks along a female/males chest and leave a picture behind.
I was drawing on the whiteboard last night and left her with a Nike tick.

whiteboarding 

Whiteboarding is a form of torture used during job interviews. The candidate is forced to code algorithms he will never use on the job on a whiteboard in front of other people, causing the candidate to experience the sensation of inadequacy.
Interviewer 1: Hey, this guy refused to hand over his social media passwords on the application form!
Interviewer 2: Don't worry, a few minutes of whiteboarding will loosen his tongue...
whiteboarding by npinkerton February 9, 2017

Whitebeard 

Born as Edward Newgate.
The strongest pirate alive in the One Piece universe. He is 20 feet tall, closest to "one piece", loves fishmen, and has an army of nurses at his disposal.

Did I mention he can start earthquakes?
Pirate 1: Dam, Whitebeard is the man for freeing fishman island from the slave trade!

Fisher Tiger: Thanks for stealing my thunder Whitebeard.

Whitebeard: GURA GURA!
Whitebeard by Jimbei October 21, 2009

Whitebeard 

Very powerful man from One Piece who ironically does not have a white beard, nor did he ever.
Me: Whitebeard has a noticeable mustache but... Oh my god. He doesn't have a white beard!
Whitebeard by SirLongJohn March 30, 2013

Whoreboard 

A combination of the 2 words, "Scoreboard" and "Whore", which is used to depict a tally of the number of people within your immediate location (i.e. in the same room, in the same bar) with whom you've had sexual relations.
"Aggie and Tracy just walked in. My whoreboard is at 2!"

"I'm scared to go to my high school reunion because my whoreboard will be around 15."

"I was at City Tavern on a date with Travis. My ex-boyfriend was bar tending, and last weekend's fling was also at the bar. Whoreboard - 3."
Whoreboard by MeanJoeFunStory March 17, 2014

whatboards 

let's all goto whatboards and see if they still exist or they deleted it again.
whatboards by Harry P Stallone February 25, 2008