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Sperm Whale 

A fat woman that loves cream in her asshole.
Ur mom is such a sperm whale

Sperm Whale Inhale 

When you're fucking a girl, choke her until she's at the point of passing out. Once she is out of breath, pull out and splurge you're load all in her mouth. Her first deep breathe will inhale you're cum deep into her lungs.
She was very interested in marine biology so I took her to the beach and showed that bitch the sperm whale inhale.
Sperm Whale Inhale by Maze Men March 13, 2009

Sperm Whale 

A very horny male (Reign) who likes squirting.
Sperm Whale squirted on her last night.
Sperm Whale by Ur_W0rstNightmar3 September 17, 2017

Sperm Whale 

Jeremy bagged himself a Sperm Whale last night at Jared's party.
Sperm Whale by NagathaChristie August 4, 2018

Sperm Whale 

To get a head in a hot tub from a girl with a trachea and when you are cuming you jam your dick down her throat so that when she comes up from under water she blows your load out her trachea like a whales blowhole.
Curtis: Hey man, I made Tracy with the trachea do the "Sperm Whale"!

Nate: No way, "Sperm Whales" are the shit. Almost as good as a blumpkin.
Sperm Whale by Tragicmangina August 5, 2014

Sperm Whale 

1. A Whale that has spermaceti in his head, not sperm

2. A fat man who masturbates for a total of 24 hours in a fortnight (that may not seem like alot but remember that it's a TOTAL of 24hrs. Thats alot) and spews bucket loads of semen
Dave: "Woah! That guy is fat!!"
Bill: "Yeah, but his hands are covered in milk!"
Dave: "Umm... That's not milk, Bill. That's cum"
Bill: "What a Sperm Whale!"
Dave: "Bill, what's that mean, he's a Human!"
Bill: "Oh, it's a word that LemonyStuff invented."
Dave: "Woah, it all makes sense now!"
Sperm Whale by LemonyStuff September 4, 2009