wow 

A game that consumes your life and eventually decays your friendships to the point where a little kid named jordan follows you all over the internet world just so he can be in the same vent channel with you as you play this gay game. See Kaos

A game that's pointless because it is endless and gives you no true accomplishment in life other frustrating when you're screaming furiously in vent, "OMG a NPC just walked up and stole my experience!"

K has connect.

"So kaos is alive"
"No I'm in the middle of a 84 hour WoW marathon. I haven't seen sunlight in 2 and a half days and Jordan is beginning to look attractive. So, what's up?"

K has been kicked.

wow by Tony March 31, 2005

Wow 

Something Owen Wilson says way too much.

"Wow." -Owen Wilson

Wow by Imbouttoshovethishandleupyobum May 12, 2015

wow 

A simple adjective, unlike all those complicated SAT words that no one ever uses, used to describe every single thing when it comes to a certain squid and encompass everything about her in one word. Its a word that never leaves a certain XL teddy bears mind when shes on his mind. Sometimes its said as a whisper when he sees her from a far, sometimes it is a thought when she says his name and sometimes is a sigh when she hugs him tight. Sometimes its the way she looks at him, sometimes its the way she comforts him, sometimes its just the way she smiles. Sometimes its the way she brushes her hair back and sometimes its the way holds your hand. Sometimes its just life with her in it. Sometimes....its just everything about her and everything she does. so yeah basically, its an adjective that really makes any other adjective obsolete, hence the teddy bear with a horrible vocabulary :P

def has a positive connotation ^.^

squid ..............................wow!

wow by XLTed April 7, 2013

wow 

An interjection used to express amazement.

Wow, that's a big house!

wow by Erin Catherine May 30, 2008

WOW 

Acronym for World of Warcraft. World of Warcraft consumes every part of your life until eventually you have no friends because when they come over to visit you don't pay any attention to them and your "real" friends are the ones you talk to on vent while playing WOW, you lose your girlfriend because she no longer exists next to Warcraft, you start smoking in your room because your too involved in the game to go outside, lose all interest in going outside or having sex, you lose your job and eventually have to move home with you parents...

I left my boyfriend because he left me for WOW.

WOW by Shannon Elizabeth August 12, 2005

WoW 

The acronym of a video game named World of Warcraft, which is basically an America simulator. There will never be a zone without a killing/grinding quest, except for Moonglade or something like that.

p.s. I'm a legal citizen of America

WoW will consume your life over time.

WoW by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 7, 2017

WoW 

In 2004, Blizzard Entertainment released World of Warcraft (WoW), and it became the largest massive multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) the world has ever seen. It takes place four years after the previous game left off, Warcraft III The Frozen Throne, an RTS (real time strategy), and the setting is in the world of Azeroth. It lets players portray one (at a time) out of the eight dominant races of Azeroth. The races are divided into two teams, the Horde and Alliance. On the Alliance there are the humans, elves, gnomes, and dwarves. On the Horde there are the orcs, trolls, tarrun, and undead. There are also several classes to chose from. Some are warlock, mage, rogue, warrior, etc. Within the world players can interact with others, the environment, buy, trade, make, and sell, goods, do over 3000+ quests, and much, much more. As of now, 5.5 million people play this game worldwide.
WARNING! This game is extremely addictive. Unless you would like to have no friends in real life for a long time, DO NOT play this game. I myself went though weeks of withdrawal when I stopped playing. After I stopped, my GPA went up from 2.8, to 3.9. This is proof of how consuming this game truly is.

James: Hey Jack, want to go hang out with us at the mall?
Jack: No, I have a 9:00pm MC raid. Plus some guildies and I were going to gank Xroads. I also need to go get 2 more arcanite bars to make a core marksmen rifle. And after that I promised some noobies I would esscort them though Deadmines.
James: Ok... What about tommorow?
Jack: Sorry, I can't. I have a 11:00am ZG raid, and then right after that I doing a guild BG in AV at 5:00pm. And after that, I'm going to try and get an Blade of Hanna in Blackrock Spire.
James: WoW really does rule your life.

WoW by Robert H. Greene May 16, 2006