Someone who repeatedly confuses, without remorse, what text thread they are on and posts the wrong information, pictures, comments, and memes.
We got a colossal school lesson plan sent on our text thread for the "Family" today, and we realized that it was my honey with yet another Wrong Thread Violation.
Vibrating nude is an action that describes when you are really feeling yourself. In the universe, every atom is vibrating at a certain frequency and when you alter that frequency to enter a new dimension, your very own zesty dimension, you are vibrating nude. The nude part comes from that fact that when you enter this new dimension you are stripped of all prior attachments to the physical world. You can in fact vibrate nude with others.
Person 1: Hey man what are you up to?
Person 2: I just got an A on my organic chemistry exam so I'm gonna be vibrating nude later.
Person 1: Sweet!
When in a public place with plenty of open seats, a person chooses to sitright next to you for no viable reason.
I usually go to the library early Wednesday mornings since no one is there. Today, it was empty as usual but some creep committed a major public proximity violation and satRIGHT NEXT to me at the huge table in the law area!
When you are sitting really hard on a chair and your fart has nowhere else to go but up the front!
Girl, I was working so hard at the compter I really had my butt pushed into the chair tight! I ate a lot of hormel chili and my farts had nowhere to go up the front. A real vibrating gipetto!