Universal Ugly 

Someone who represents all that is ugly and wrong with the world.

Someone highly unlikely to have friends, a career, a relationship, or a life due to the inherent nature of their terrible looks and/or personality

Guy 1: Dude did you hear that Melissa got rejected by her date/job/school/life?
Guy 2: Duh, I'm not surprised. She's universal ugly. Who would want to see that on a regular basis?

Universal Ugly by Mork Minus Mindy May 27, 2008

Universal Whore Tattoo 

A tattoo just above a woman's ass that let's all guys know she's a whore.

AKA - Tramp Stamp

Even when I was in Amsterdam, the girls with those tattoos were whores. I guess that's the Universal Whore Tattoo.

Universal Whore Tattoo by Bulldog January 29, 2006

universal remonster 

The invention of German-type aliens, it is a beast composed of a half dozen universal remote controls. The combination of alien technology, german engineering, and so many universal remotes gives it the power to control absolutly anything and everything, even from across the room. The only way to vanquish this creature is to let its batteries run out.

The universal remonster was brought to this earth by means of the Far Gate.

universal remonster by .....? November 20, 2003

universal you 

The 'you' pertaining to everyone in general, usually paired with a suggestion.
Such as "you should always dress better than the rest"

George: You should always have 3 helpings of vegetable a day
Lenard: Me? why me?
George: No Len, not you 'YOU', i was merely using the universal you.

universal you by EvaF February 19, 2008

Universal Excuse 

An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination.

The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."

Universal Excuse can be used as follows:

Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"

Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."

Universal Excuse by crazycyrax May 8, 2009

Universal American School of Dubai (UAS) 

The world's most problematic High School, 2019.

Freshman: DRAMA. The guys in the grade think they're the shit when their faces are full of acne and unibrow, and their teeth look like traffic cones. Most problematic and undeveloped grade.

Sophomore: Probably the most unproblematic grade and the grade that is most in unison. other than all the girls in the grade smoking in the last bathroom stall together, they're okay.

Juniors: ART FREAKS. Think their style is the most amazing thing to grace this earth and most of them dream of going to UAL (University of Arts in London) Their grade is also very in unison. THEY LOVE THE SENIORS and like the Sophomores but HATE the freshman, They're so judgmental and rude to them.

Seniors: Love each other so much. Everyone is friends with everyone. Super sweet. All very mature and very developed. THEY LOVE THE JUNIORS.

"What school do you go to?"
"Universal American School of Dubai (UAS)"
"oh ok bye"
"why?"
"I've Heard how problematic the kids at UAS are, No thank you"

Universal American School of Dubai (UAS) by Mr. McAnus May 15, 2019

Universal Type O 

A person who is universally accepted as being good-looking.

The "Sugar Crew" are a bunch of Universal Type O girls.

Universal Type O by Elle August 28, 2004