toasters, the 

the greatest ska band ever. shure the specials were good but.....dude the toasters are just awesome.listen to them and you will agree. duuude they rock. not only that but they just about singlehandedly started the 3rd wave of ska.

im going to get toasted while listening to the toasters

toasters, the by i am spam!!! June 25, 2004

toasters, the 

the very first American ska band, based in N.Y.C.
founders of all that is ska in the U.S.A.

i assume the name come from the term toaster meaning a gun (also gatt, heat, heater, or burner)

some people call us trouble
some people call us tuff
some people call us nasty name
but their girlfriends call us up
cause they want to know the answers
to all these bad thigns that i do
a piece of led right in you head is all if got for you
ska killers, toasters U.S.A.

toasters, the by C0BEX October 7, 2003

Toastersex 

Act of vertical butt sex. one lays down other does the fucking push up style.

cody why is your face all red

Nick i had toastersex

Toastersex by hand_of_god119 November 17, 2009

Toastering 

Toastering (To toaster someone) is the act of trolling various tech supports all while describing a toaster. The key is to describe your toaster for as long as possible, getting more and more descriptive, eventually

You call Apple. You ask "Why does my apple smell like toast?" Apple assumes you are referring to your Mac heating up. You have just began your first Toastering session.

Toastering by The one who started Toastering October 27, 2011

Despacito Toasterino 

Slang often used by people in the north of Wyoming that is used as the verb formality of toaster bath

Billy: Wow Jacob you look down in the dumps today
Jacob: Yeah the employee at Starbucks misspelled my name. Instead of “Jacob” they spelled it “Help there is a crazy man under the counter he has a gun please call 911 this is urgent”
Billy: Oof that’s rough, do you want to talk about it?
Jacob: No, it’s easier just to commit Despacito Toasterino.
Billy: Bruh.

Despacito Toasterino by BruhBruhPepperoni June 29, 2019

toasters, the 

generally thought of as the first/longest running ska band in the U.S

it is possible that the name originates from the term "toasting" which means to talk or chant over a rhythm or beat and is sometimes used in ska and other african/jamaican music. it could also come from the old slang for gun, OR the literal kitchen appliance.

me: hey, do you have any toasters, the?
store guy: uh, we dont sell kitchen appliences.
me: no, not A toaster. THE toasters.
store guy: oh... no. we only have shitty music. sorry.
me: yeah.

toasters, the

toasters, the by ghettostarchild August 22, 2007

tasteism 

Discriminating against a person because of their taste in music, or any other type of interest for that matter

After listening to someone, who happens to like metal music, talk extensively and competently on a subject of importance, a shallow skank makes the comment, "Wow, that was pretty deep for a metal guy." And then I say, "Hey bitch, that's tasteism."

tasteism by Eris1723 December 22, 2008