The Elder Scrolls IV:Oblivion

The single greatest PC, PS3, and XBOX360 game ever. It had great graphics for its time, an immense amount of quests and secrets, and will steal your life.

me: "The Elder Scrolls IV:Oblivion stole 6 months of my life, but it was worth it."

The Elder Scrolls IV:Oblivion by i have no cool name October 19, 2010

the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 

1. A videogame nerd's wet dream because It has fucking dragons... and... people expect it to be as good as Oblivion. yeah.
2. The kind of game that will ruin people's lives by drawing them in with pretty landscapes, enticing them with streamlined gameplay, and addicting them with a massive ammount of content untill the videogame life supplants the real world life. Untill released, the trailer for Skyrim will be viewed with the same intensity as pornography.
3. See nerdgasm.

Did you see the new screenshots for the elder scrolls V: Skyrim ?

OH MY GOD YES, I'M SO EXCITED!

the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim by insomniaSTRICKENinVERMONT March 1, 2011

Scrollin' the Book 

Scrolling up and down your Facebook newsfeed.

I was Scrollin' the Book for an hour today.

Scrollin' the Book by DEWEYJR January 19, 2012

The Elder Scrolls Online

A massively multiplayer role-playing video game, it's being developed by ZeniMax Online Studios, set to be released on 2013, the game is set to be in the world of Tamriel, only for PC and Mac, it will have only 3rd person view, and the main story is 100% solo. You will have to pay each month in order to play online.

Gamer #1 : Did you hear about The Elder Scrolls Online

Gamer #2 : Yes, but those racists are only making it for PC

Gamer #1 : It's about time PC users have something Special.

The Elder Scrolls Online by Dovahkin December 18, 2012

The Doctor Scholl's 

When, after engaging in intercourse with a woman, one, unbeknownst to the woman, ejaculates into her shoes.

The Doctor Scholl's is self-explanatory.

The Doctor Scholl's by Bennington August 9, 2010

Strolling Around the Garden 

Another term for a girl masturbating

Kaleigh didn't have any male companionship, so she lite some candles, turn the lights down and began strolling around the garden

Strolling Around the Garden by stewyt March 21, 2011

As fresh as a stroll on the beach 

A phrase used to describe the odor produced by a woman's vagina. This is a polite way of saying that her vulva smells like dead sea creatures.

Doug: I remember the first time I got into Nicole's panties.

Phil: Oh yeah? What was it like?

Doug: As fresh as a stroll on the beach, man.

Phil: That seems to be everybody's opinion of what her crotch smells like. Rotting salmon, decomposing shrimp, with a hint of dead walrus.

As fresh as a stroll on the beach by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010