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taken to the cleaners 

to cause to lose all or a great deal of one's money or personal property, as through gambling or a bad investment
i got booted out of treatment too soon. I got sent home after two extremely expensive, thirteen thousand dollar days. Yes. Mom had to fork over thousand of dollars to those assholes. She was really taken to the cleaners.
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two in the beaver one in the cleaver

The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.
Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!

Squeezing the Cleavers 

V. The action of squeezing ones breasts together to create a more dramatic cleavage. Often done immediately prior to someone taking a picture, often in a moment of revelry or inebriation.
Most commonly seen among Midwest females during the first few warm days of spring. This phenomenon occurs simultaneously with a general shift in attire to allow more bare skin.
She's Squeezing the Cleavers in 7 or the 10 pictures she took last night.

Clarence the Cleaver 

He’s next up in the game, they can’t stop him
Clarence speaking: “The Cleaver !”-Clarence the Cleaver
Clarence the Cleaver by GinRummy27 February 27, 2022

sharpen the beaver cleaver 

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav
after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked

I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this 

Said fock it and went all in, dedicating the time and effort for something to happen
“She better show up to this party, I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this”

taken to the dry cleaners 

(verb to be): to be either a ) financially extorted b) emotionally abused c) generally taken advantage of d) any combination thereof
why are you in such a relationship where you have been taken to the dry cleaners multiple times?