the black bandit 

the act of creeping up on someone whilst in their sleep, dropping your drawers, aligning your ass crack 3 inches i repeat 3 inches from the tip of their nose, then having someone else punch that sorry motherfucker in the nuts.

the terrorist is a fucking faggot so we should give him the black bandit then steal his ciggarettes.

the black bandit by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

The Sneaky Bandit 

When one sneaks into a bedroom or an area where someone is sleeping. You then proceed to masterbate(or rub one out) on the sleeping persons face and quickly sneaking back out before that person awakes

I gave Sally the sneaky bandit while she slept in the next room

The Sneaky Bandit by ALBLOCK December 3, 2010

the lotion bandit 

a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit

oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion

jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it

the lotion bandit by Weaboo666 January 4, 2019

The Geezer Bandit 

TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha

The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…

The Geezer Bandit by Pushmataha January 29, 2023

Bandit the demon 

He is a regretful person, caused the world's apocalypse they are going through.
Significantly less powerful than his 4 year younger self. He will try anything to ensure his victory in a fight.

Bandit the demon is weak

Bandit the demon by Bandit the demon January 4, 2021

The Ilinois Enema Bandit 

Michael Kenyon - NOT a fictional character but a genuine (well-documented) burglar who assaulted female victims by forcibly administering enemas to them during robberies.

"The Ilinois Enema Bandit...a true American folk hero! You've heard of Richard Nixon, this guy is even better!" - Zappa

The Ilinois Enema Bandit by Noxema-Tapioca May 21, 2009

The Illinois Enema Bandit 

Fictional character whose real name is Michael Kenyon in the Frank Zappa song "The Illinois Enema Bandit". Convicted of Armed Robbery, and at the times of these robberies he would give his female victims a little enema. Apparently, there was no law against that.

The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard he's on the loose

The Illinois Enema Bandit by E to the C December 26, 2006