Fictional character whose real name is Michael Kenyon in the Frank Zappa song "The Illinois Enema Bandit". Convicted of Armed Robbery, and at the times of these robberies he would give his female victims a little enema. Apparently, there was no law against that.
by E to the C December 21, 2006
Subject of frank Zappa song and later a movie who tied up female victims , robbed them, and gave them an enema before leaving.
She wanted Michael to fuck her but he went Illinois enema bandit on her ,tied her up and reamed her out with hot soapy water causing projectile diarhea.
by NWA10000 January 19, 2015