big swinging dick

The man, someone in charge or important

Sometimes heard as “The big swinging dick in....”

Guy 1: Man, guy 3 just thinks he’s so good
Guy 2: He reckons he’s the big swinging dick mate.

big swinging dick by brexiteer dave May 31, 2019

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Swanning

The act of masturbating among your peers without them noticing.

Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.

Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.

'Oh god, I just caught matthew swanning again.'

'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'

Swanning by bareswanage420 September 23, 2016

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swinging bout

A fight between drunk people characterized by flailing arms with an occasional striking blow. Broken up by people who are not as drunk.

Sorry I pulled your hair when we were breaking up that swinging bout.

swinging bout by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

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Tire Swinging

Take a girl. Contort her into a tire, like if you roll down a hill in one. Measure holes under her rear and vagina. Cut the holes out. Tie a rope around the tire and have the female companion align herself with the holes, naked. Grab ahold of the rope holding the tire and prop your foot on the base of the tire. Penetrate the girl anally and vaginally. Have a third friend spin and push the tire. Once the girl squirts, have the friend spin the tire so the liquid flies everywhere.

Guy 1: Bro I was Tire Swinging with Becky all night.

Tire Swinging by JsKellnar January 11, 2019