three-legged suprise 

When your about to have sex with a girl, and she untucks her penis from under her ass.

After a drunken night at the club, i brought brooke home and she gave me a three-legged suprise.

three-legged suprise by The rascal March 10, 2006

surprised clown 

the face a girl makes when shes sucking a guys dick; like a surprised clown

guy 1: so what did you get for your birthday?

guy 2: my girl gave me a surprised clown

surprised clown by P Chopz October 16, 2008

Suprise Sex 

Also known as rape. Though some argue that hollering "Suprise" before the act of raping someone thus makes it suprise sex. a crime which is less severe than rape but is still looked down upon by; teachers, mothers, and the pope.

"suprise!"
"suprise what?"
"suprise sex bitch stop screamin'."

Suprise Sex by KEEPING January 11, 2009

suprise buttsechs 

When a person is quickly and unknowingly given buttsechs from someone who sneaks up behind them.

carleana "omg i just felt something in my butt"
rachel "zomg what was eet?!"
Jamesaxlmooney "SUPRISE BUTTSECHS!!!!"

suprise buttsechs by zomg effing brilliant July 26, 2006

Suprise kiss 

A turn on power move. When a girl is love with a guy so much, but none of them has amitted it, (or the guy doesn't know he's in love with her), the girl takes the boy and kisses the guy, leaving him with a suprised look.

In Spectacular Spider Tv Series, Gwen Stacey was going down the stairs of Peter Parker/Spiderman's steps (after Thanksgiving, and his Aunt May just came back from the Hospital), she walked back up the stairs and surprise kissed Peter. Leaving him with a dumbass surprissed look. Venom's voice said in his mind "We know who you love the most."
in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Juno Eclispe, fearing she would never see Galen Marek again (Vader's former apprentice), who was going to confront Vader, she kissed him, he showed his suprised by raising his arms half way in the air, then continued in the kiss.
George Lopez is suprise kissed by his wife's Sister in "A Kiss is Just a Kiss."

Suprise kiss by The_Jedi_Knight January 27, 2009

filthy doorway suprise 

where a girl licks a boys ass and the boy poops on her face. then the girl throws up.

the "filthy doorway suprise" made my girlfriends want to be a lesbian

filthy doorway suprise by body builder September 12, 2009

slimy geezer suprise 

when a nurse is changing an old mans diaper only to find that he has ejaculated in his adult diaper.

I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.

slimy geezer suprise by caleb is not my real name July 6, 2010