Squid 

A guy with no shoulders/ muscle mass. Squids often think they are much larger than they are. They over compensate with tough talk and swinging arms. Their appearance is like that of a squid, due to their small frame and comparatively long limbs.

hey mate, look at that guy's shirt. It's about 3 sizes too small.

I know mate, What a squid!

Squid by stilltalkin November 27, 2016

squid 

Regional, Southeastern Michigan suburbs:

1. A synonym for alternateen from the mid to late '80s. A punker, skater, goth, etc.

2. A fan of New Wave music, as opposed to definition 1.

3. A look-a-like for Duckie from Pretty in Pink.

He started wearing all black, funny glasses and Chucks; he's really gone squid!

squid by charlie green December 19, 2003

Squid 

Slang. An alternative to the word quid (meaning the British Pound)

Lend me a squid

Squid by Stuie999 October 19, 2008

squid 

In surfing or skateboarding, an inexperienced person, a newbie, a beginner.

That squid can't even ollie.

squid by pseudonym2373 October 25, 2008

squid 

A squid is someone who doesn't get invited to a party. A squid instead stays home and plays video games and has the time of his life.

"Yo Andrew didn't come tonight"
"Wow what a squid"

squid by nure99 September 21, 2014

Squid 

n. Term often used in street motorcycling for a rider (usually a young rider on a sportbike)who can't handle the bike he just purchased due to a lack of ability, and/or common sense and/or respect for the power of the bike.

"That friggin' squid tried pulling a wheelie and ate his damn ride right in front of his friends, now he's in the ER!!"

Squid by Andy27 May 28, 2007

Squid 

(v) To diarrhea in a pool, resembling the projectile ink a squid shoots.

I ate Mexican food last night, and when I was at swim practice this morning I squid in the pool.

Squid by UIC123 November 25, 2009