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smolfering 

Attempting to show an angst-ridden, sexy look, in the way that an attractive but probably vapid actor or model would, but instead failing miserably and simply looking angry or possibly constipated.
"The b-list actor tried to pull off a look that would've been described as 'smoldering' if he had a less unattractive nose, but he instead simply looked smolfering."
smolfering by mayhemic July 30, 2004

smoldering

MYRA was smoldering before she was smoking
smoldering by chuck May 19, 2004

SMOLDERING COBRA

HOT STEAMY COILED UP CRAP LEFT ON THE ICE WHILE ICE FISHING.
TODAY I WENT ICE FISHING HAD TO SHIT SO BAD I LAID OUT A SMOLDERING COBRA !
Smolling is the verb for masturbating excessively until your cock is rotten.
My girlfriend left me because she caught me smolling.
smolling by randomlightskin December 17, 2014

Smolletting

Faking a Hate Crime. Named after the Jussie Smollett incident of 2019
You're basically Smolletting this entire story.
Smolletting by CronosOfWildfire December 15, 2021

Smoldering

He was totally smoldering.
Smoldering by WhooliaJulia March 27, 2021