slut sharked 

getting approached (physically or on a digital medium) by a slut who happens to realize you are single...usually less than 24 hours after the break up.

what you do after your semen hits the water and the sharks come is your business.

Guy 1: "Man, I haven't been single for more than 10 minutes and already Liz is on my wall saying hi"

Guy 2: "Yeah, she hasn't talked to you in months, man, haven't you been avoiding her?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, but she slut sharked me"

slut sharked by bahoomahoo June 13, 2010

Sharkie 

A boner while swimming.

Bf: babe i gotta tell you something.
Gf: what is it?
Bf: i have a sharkie...
gf: thats hot.

Sharkie by hisQueen46930 May 25, 2015

Sharked 

To have something stolen or taken from you.

1. She just sharked my beer.

2. He sharked my girl!

Sharked by BeEazzzy July 12, 2009

sharkiest 

Used to discribe a beach infested with the most sharks in a particular area.

"Yea tigershark bay is pretty scary but northern California's Red Triangle has got to be the Sharkiest.

sharkiest by Sam Sances August 11, 2007

Sharked 

The act of getting taken advantage by a girl. A very serious and problematic occurrence when a girl uses your currently intoxicated or just manly mind to take advantage of you sexually.

GT was weak and got sharked last night. Sucks to suck.

Sharked by Fenam March 28, 2010

Sharkiesha 

Sharkiesha is a fictional character who is bad ass as fuck. A dumb ass bitch got on her nerves and she hit her smack on her ratchet face.

Sharkiesha: *gets pissed the hell off*
Dumb bitch: *gets on Sharkieshas nerves*
Random bitch: "Sharkiesha NOOO"

sharkiesha: hits that dumb bitch.

Sharkiesha by Ghetto_Unicorn_yasss February 9, 2015

Sharked Up

A state of being really angry about something

Whoa, did you see that guy after you pissed on his face- he was getting really sharked up.

Sharked Up by Celeste February 28, 2005