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seagull administration 

A form of administration in which the performer drops in, squawks, deposits a lot of shit, and flies off to new parts.
Our unesteemed boss conducted seagull administration: he liked to drop in occasionally, randomly criticize without inquiry or understanding, and then go on, never to bring up the matter again. We came to regard that as part of the on-the-job entertainment.
seagull administration by Duckbutt November 27, 2005
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Seagull Management 

The seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then flies off again leaving a big mess behind
Seagull Management by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Seagullin'

When you are in a nightclub and are trying to find a potential treat to feast on so like a seagull you make your way to higher ground, the balcony, and along with your drink in hand begin to scan the dance floor.
Guy #1: Ah mate, did you see William Seagull last night, how did he find such a first class yat at Flux?

Guy #2: Ah mate, it's cos he was Seagullin' again, standard.

Guy #1: Haha standard Seagull.

Taran-Seagull

Fat seagulls coming to steal your food and money
That bloody taran-seagull, tried to rob me.

seagull manager 

A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
Fred never accomplishes anything. All he does is come in here every now and then, complain about deadlines, puts more work on us, then goes back to surfing the intraweb. He's such a seagull manager.
seagull manager by silvergatlin October 1, 2003
A mixture of Swagger and elegant. Meaning to be street wise but still have a touch of class. A bastardisation of swellegant.
"Simon is swagulant by day, swelligant by night."
swagulant by Pat DC February 16, 2009
A critical manager or supervisor who makes brief appearances to put on a meaningless but unpleasant display for employees to try to show they're doing their job. They swoop in, make a lot of noise, shit on everything, then fly away.
She came in and did her seagull thing yesterday. At least we won't see her again for another week or so...
Seagull by jcb1218* November 28, 2013