jacob sartorious 

a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover

wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious

jacob sartorious by anonymous man 1738 May 12, 2016

Jacob Sartorious's 

ruiner of the word “sweatshirt”

Jacob Sartorious's song is too cringe

Jacob Sartorious's by koopsilon July 17, 2018

Santorimming 

A variant of tebowing.

1. (V.) - The act of making a racist statement and then claiming you said something similar but nonsensical.

2. (V.) - Like felching but worse.

1. The property values in my neighborhood have declined ever since those "blahpeople" moved in.

2. Those two faggots were Santorimming in the guest bedroom.

Santorimming by FakeFxck January 9, 2012

Sartorians

Fans of Jacob Sartorius. The story gets fandom in the world.

Girl: I will forever be a sartorian!

Or

Person: Sartorians are the most amazing fandom

Sartorians by queen.sartorius July 8, 2018

jacob satorius

The worst person in the world has invisible eyebrows and is "famous" for lip syncing

Do u know Jacob Satorius he gives everyone cancer

jacob satorius by Nikki G Hunter May 15, 2016

Jacob sartorius 

A stupid person who thinks he is “famous” but actually makes cringe “songs”

(AKA Jacob saggytits)

Ayo you guys heard of Jacob saggytits?

You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right

You are no longer my friend Steve

Bu...

NO

Jacob sartorius by Jeffboy69 April 29, 2020

Tendou satori 

a red-haired boy playing volleyball. He goes to the Shiratorizawa academy. He is in the third season of Haikyuu. He is number 5 on the field and also a middle blocker.

He‘s also very gay for his Teamcaptain named wakatoshi ushijima

„Have you heard of the guess monster who plays in shiratorizawa?“
“Of course, he‘s name is Tendou Satori

Tendou satori by Insomniaweeb April 17, 2020