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A Rolfist is a person who attends John Rolfe Middle School in Richmond, Virginia. They are often found online at Geosense and can be easily identified by their obnoxious use of capital letters and use of the word "D3LL". They are hated by everyone who is not a Rolfist. It is scientifically impossible for one to hold an intelligent conversation with a Rolfist.
Rolfist: D3LL UP


Damn Rolfists are running rampant again!
Rolfist by Theoic April 26, 2009
Related Words
1) Rohyphenol
2) Common term for a drug used to render victims unconscious or incapacitated; typically used by males from college fraternities to rape female(or possibly male) victims because they, the frat kids, can't any poontang any other way due to their lack of basic social skills, idiocy or missing chromosomes.
"Dude, I think Brad's finally gonna get some tonight!" said Chad
"Why do you say that, dude?" asked Ted
"He totally slipped a roofie in that blonde chick's drink!" replied Chad
"Dude! Awesome! Delta Delta Delta!! Wooo!" hollered Ted.
roofies by pizzozo October 28, 2004
Also "rufies", or "the date-rape drug"...

These are all street names for the benzodiazepine (ben-zo-die-AZ-ah-peen) drug flunitrazepam (flue-nih-TRAHS-ih-pam), taken from the brand-name Rohypnol...

"Administered" in this capacity, the drug has an incapacitating effect similar to but stronger, more fast acting, and more durable than alcohol... Thus allowing the attacker to make whatever use of the victim's body they wish.
The sick little fuck slipped her some roofies... it's the only way he could ever hope to score with a woman, short of necrophelia.
roofies by Honor October 27, 2004

Roofie Rescue 

You're in a club and you see a girl leave her drink at the bar when she goes to powder her nose. When she comes back, instead of actually spiking her drink, rush over to her and scream "DON'T DRINK THAT!". Explain you saw some middle-aged guy slip something into her drink and you just wanted to make sure she didn't end up Fritzl'd.

Next, slyly suggest she needs a new drink and that you would be willing to buy it her. How it goes from there is up to you.
You hit a dry patch, dude?
Fo' sho, looking to pull off a Roofie Rescue tonight.
Roofie Rescue by Souperman 1234 September 1, 2010

Roofinology 

Roofinology is an art from and science. It is the study of roofs and weather and grading these factors on a scale that gives a Roofin quality rating for any particular roof in the region. To obtain expertise in Roofinology, you must complete classes at an approved Roofinology institution. The first factor to consider is air quality and temperature. The air quality must be measured and any pollutants in the air must be determined and evaluated. The weather and temperature must also be constantly measured in order to ensure optimal Roofin standards based on the preferences of each collective group of roofers. The visibility index for each Roofin location is also calculated as well as the distance from the ground to the Roof. The average fluctuations in wind velocity must also be taken into account. Light pollution must also be measured in order to calculate the visibility of the Universe from each location. It is the inalienable right of every individual who wishes to go Roofin to have an impeccable experience.
Guy 1: Yo lets go roofin!

Guy 2: Alright, but lets check the Roofinology report first

Guy 2: Yo 2nd Ave looks good tonight. We Roofin!!

Guy 3: We out here!! We Roofin!!

Guy 4: Alright lets go

Guy 1: Yo look at the moon! Yo the Cosmos!

Guy 2: The nice breeze, were discussing things. The Roofinology reports were spot on!

Guy 3: Yo this is awesome!!

*Hours Later*

Guy 2: Yo Guy 1, Guy 3 and Guy 4 fell asleep in the car. Guy 3 is asleep in the trunk. He has the tarp pulled over him like a blanket and is in a ball. Guy 4 is in the front seat reclined back.

Guy 1: What happened?! They just fell asleep!

Guy 2: Yo im hungry, are you hungry? Do you have any food?

Guy 1: Yea I am. Yo lets go down to the apartment and see what we got.

*goes down to apartment*

Guy 1: Yo we only got bananas

Guy 2: Alright we'll eat some bananas and then head back up to the roof.

*Eat Bananas and then head back up to roof*

Guy 1: Yo you think they're awake now? Its like 4 am.

Guy 2: I dont know, how is Guy 3 sleeping like that anyway?!

*Guy 4 wakes up*

Guy 4: Ey what happened? I just fell asleep

*Guy 3 wakes up*

Guy 3: Yo that was nice I can sleep out here.

Guy 2: Yo Guy 4, you wanna head back?

Guy 4: Yea

Guy 1: Yo we'll see you guys later. If it wasn't for the Roofinology reports we wouldn't have known to come here.

Guy 2: Yea!

*Guy 2 and Guy 4 drive back to their apartment while Guy 1 and Guy 3 head downstairs to their apartment*
Roofinology by Daytony500fan February 25, 2017

roofie martini 

Can refer to any martini-style cocktail that includes the drug Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol). This drink is mostly seen at college bars and night clubs used by douchebags in an attemp to insert their drangi into women’s slits.
Guy1: Did you hear about Jessica?
Guy2: No. What happened?
Guy1: She had a roofie martini and woke up next to that douche Marc.
roofie martini by Cynthia Dangus November 14, 2017